okay i’m not gonna lie dirkquius would be cute. they could sit around and discuss mechanics and dirk wouldn’t be grossed out by equius’s sweating bc dirk’s been known to work on projects for days with no breaks for showers and they’d smooch a lot and build robots and wallow in their lack of hygiene until roxy and nepeta broke into their house and forced them to take a fucking shower
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
"so do you have a boyfriend?"
I begin to sweat, fumbling. I’m trying to shove them back into my pockets but it’s too late. thousands upon thousands of pictures of godzilla spill from my hands and into the floor, covered in kiss marks. there are so many.
Anonymous sent: Instead of "nip slip" can we start saying "nipple slipple"
why stop there. nipple slip n slide. an entire waterpark devoted to wet slippy nipples. ride a giant titty with your family through a giant blouse down a waterfall. pick up your photo in the gift shop for a precious keepsake to remember forever. but wait. whos that person in the background with the improperly buttoned shirt. you guessed it. its stringy dave, the mascot nipple hair
This is exactly why I will never give American Apparel a single penny.
Not only does the founder have a history of raping female employees (some of them teens), masturbating in front of female reporters, harassing female employees, promoting sexism, and promoting pedophilia, but it seems they’ve now gone to straight-up advertising with pornography which appear to be creeper shots.
The above is an actual advertisement they posted on their tumblr page.
I had to blur it out because that is not even remotely SFW.
The original link is posted in the source. I don’t recommend you click it.
American Apparel needs to be held accountable for their crimes against women, and particularly the founder, needs to be put in prison for rape and pedophilia, among other things.
These bastards will never get any of my money.
A little preview of what’s to come. :D
"their mouths met and their tongUES DUELED FOR DOMINANCE. THE LOSER’S TONGUE WOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM”
Hillary Clinton is too old to be president
—Old white men who voted for Reagan when he was 70 years old (via chekhov