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I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

lychgate:

chucknraleigh:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room

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he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty

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login tumblr at 2AM n everyone posting they lil fetish. n it be some shit like “i love men that look like bill nye n wear scuba suit”

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#like legally how

how is 3d printing her vagina even a crime doe i dont get it

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beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

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this one did u see it

did u see this

u guys know this deer is obviously dead right….

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#lmao????

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0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

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#omfg
#long post
What happen if you don’t listen to your mom?

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youngblacksamurai:

youngblackandvegan:

sourcedumal:

leafwhirlwind:

Very important

Look at the pure joy on these children’s faces.

these babies :’)

:’)

youngblacksamurai:

youngblackandvegan:

sourcedumal:

leafwhirlwind:

Very important

Look at the pure joy on these children’s faces.

these babies :’)

:’)

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crimewave420:

OK BUT THE BLOCKIN OUT THE HATERS KID ACTUALLY GOES HARD WHAT THE FUCK